A Parade of Horribles Summary By Chapter | Matt Dinniman

Chapter 12: The Cul-de-Sac Neighbors

Carl and Donut enter their 10th-floor cul-de-sac, which features nine garages ringed by manicured green grass. They meet their neighbors: the Team Free Love bugbears and Chiyome the razor fox, who uses magic to size up the competition.

They also encounter the Lady Dominators, a team of aggressive womantaurs who worship the goddess Enyo. Carl spots a figure in a black gimp suit in garage number three, whom they suspect is Dong Quixote’s lost partner, Corcunda.

Key Moment: Carl spots a figure in a black gimp suit, triggering a quest to reunite Dong and Corcunda.

Chapter 14: Neon Nights

The team enters Hungry Eyes Village, a bustling town that looks like a “1980s neon-infused, cyberpunk fever dream.” They are tasked with meeting other crawlers at a karaoke bar called the Lollipop while avoiding the AI-banned Club Vanquisher.

Carl observes a storefront for a shop called “C&W&U” that promises illegal modifications. Some NPCs in the village are intentionally misleading racers about the “Nothing” spot in the casino.

Key Moment: The team enters the neon city, which functions as a hub between races.

Chapter 16: The Enhanced Pet Biscuit

Prepotente asks Carl and Donut for advice regarding three unique “Enriched Pet Biscuits” he received in a celestial box. One of the biscuits, “The Paramour,” would make a pet fall hopelessly in love with the entity that fed it.

Donut strongly advises against using magic to force love, calling it a crime against nature. There are over a hundred possibilities for what can happen to a pet that consumes an enhanced biscuit.

Key Moment: The team discusses the potential ethical horrors of the special pet biscuits.

Chapter 17: Dr. Metcalf’s Warnings

Carl and Donut prepare for Heat 2, which requires a new driver; they choose “Bucket Boy,” a young Crocodilian. Dr. Metcalf, the GPS unit, threatens to drown the team if they touch her buttons.

The upcoming track is revealed to have twin paths and a gatekeeper monster that must be killed. The team rigs a janky lever system to allow Donut to steer if necessary.

Key Moment: Path assignments for Heat 2 are random, and each path is guarded by a boss.

Chapter 18: The Heat 2 Starting Line

Heat 2 begins under a torrential downpour and giant hail that shakes the entire truck. Team Sparkles fires a massive cannon at the “Girth the Trouble” muscle car, launching it into the air and eliminating the team.

Carl realizes the hail is getting progressively worse, turning the hills into exploding obstacles. The final number of teams on the floor is exactly 1,800.

Key Moment: Team Sparkles eliminates an opponent at the very start of the race.

Chapter 19: The Pig and the God

Carl pulls up next to the One Fine Pig APV, which is shielded against the hail. He meets Nico the Tigran and his wife Penelope, who is a literal level 5 pig protected by the god Taranis.

Carl discovers that if Penelope is hurt, the culprit will be marked for death by the thunder god. The Snowdrop Curse causes certain NPCs to fall helplessly in love with the pig.

Key Moment: Carl realizes he must avoid Penelope at all costs to prevent divine retribution.

Chapter 20: The Prison Pockets

The team encounters the Heat 2 bosses: Prison Pocket and Party Foul, level 170 giant kangaroos that use their pouches to dissolve “joeys.” Carl realizes the only way to damage the boss is from inside the caustic pouch.

He formulates a plan using Emergency Gremlins as decoys. The bosses are revealed to be carrying Upgrade Engineers who can be claimed if rescued.

Key Moment: Carl plans to enter the kangaroo’s pouch using the skin of a dead joey.

Chapter 21: The Joey Suit Gambit

Carl dons the sticky joey skin and successfully leaps into Prison Pocket’s pouch, though he finds the acid inside excruciating.

He detonates explosives inside the pouch, killing the boss and leveling up three times to level 84.

The race ends with Carl’s team in seventh place because they spent too much time on the boss. The “Fursuiter” temporary class is unlocked for wearing corpse suits.

Key Moment: Carl kills a level 170 province boss from the inside out.

Chapter 22: The Audience Vote

Hedy informs Carl that because they came in last, the audience has voted for their next vehicle upgrade. Dr. Metcalf reveals that Heat 3 will be a 30-kilometer race at a steep decline shared with waves of mobs.

Donut receives a Last Place achievement and grumbles about the lack of good prizes in her boxes. The audience-voted upgrade is revealed to be a throne for Donut that monitors her vitals.

Key Moment: The time between races is getting shorter.

Chapter 23: The War Mage’s Note

Zev makes a glitchy announcement as the AI takes manual control of the broadcast, resulting in the torture of showrunner Cascadia.

Carl receives a secret note from Akuma, leader of the War Mages, asking him to kill two specific teams in the next heat.

The note mentions a way to smuggle friends to the Pineapple Cabaret to escape the dungeon. The 11th floor is officially titled “A Parade of Horribles.”

Key Moment: Akuma contacts Carl directly, proposing an alliance to reach a hidden dimension.

Chapter 24: The Stripper’s Heartbreak

Dong Quixote discovers that his lost partner, Corcunda, is on the Lady Dominators’ team but is being kept unconscious. A new quest requires Carl to find a fleshmancer to reunite Corcunda’s two halves.

Carl decides to keep Dong safe and away from the races while they hunt for the second half of the mantaur. Corcunda was split into two halves, Corky and Porky, by a spell.

Key Moment: Carl learns that Corcunda was split into two halves by a spell.

Chapter 25: The Hotlist Expansion

Back in the safe room, Carl opens a Gold Payload Box and receives a skill potion that expands his hotlist to 20 spaces. He also receives a BabyBjörn-style backpack designed to carry Donut on his chest.

The AI gives Carl an achievement called “Come to Daddy” for rejecting his exit deal. The “Contingency” skill is unlocked, allowing for multiple actions to be triggered at once.

Key Moment: Carl’s hotlist is further expanded to 25 spaces after the Prison Pocket kill.

Chapter 26: Rend’s Sacrifice

Mordecai enters the room and, in a glitchy “Reaper” form, accidentally kills Carl’s pet Rend with a Reaper Gaze. Rend resurrects 25% stronger but gains a new weakness: potatoes.

Lexis, a human production assistant, reveals that the Open Intellect Action Network has achieved total system domination in orbit. The AI is specifically programmed to be unable to manually interfere with the minds of deities.

Key Moment: Carl learns that a third party is protecting the surface facility where Katia is staying.

Chapter 29: The Great Stampede

Carl and Donut appear on a talk show judged by the leadership of The Plenty, the race that controls the tunnel system. Carl recklessly reveals on live television that the dungeon gods are leaking into the tunnels and the galaxy is in danger.

The announcement causes a “Great Stampede” among the goat-like audience. Liaison Harbinger is turned inside out by the AI when he tries to kill Carl.

Key Moment: Carl informs the entire universe that they are in immediate danger from the dungeon gods.

Chapter 30: Rushing the Skulls

Heat 3 begins with an invulnerability shield that lasts 90 seconds, during which the team must outpace migrating Sugar Hermits—horrific skulls that extract brains and bones.

Carl deploys a pulley-lever system to suspend ghoul mercenaries in cages outside the truck for defense.

Donut uses a level 16 Wall of Fire to incinerate waves of creatures as they flood the road. The team successfully uses a Gutter Bumper spell to freeze their opponents and the road simultaneously.

Key Moment: The Sugar Hermits are migrating toward a Kaiju beetle skull that blocks the finish line.

Chapter 31: The Denial of Service

Carl fires Denial of Service missiles at Team Sparkles, encasing their shield in a thick green slime that slows them to a crawl. The ghouls in the hanging cages hurl potion balls at the waves of skulls to protect the truck.

Gluteus Maxx, the driver, becomes increasingly manic after taking outworlder uppers. One of the hired mercenaries is killed by the skull swarm.

Key Moment: Carl uses non-lethal chemicals to disable the competition’s vision.

Chapter 32: The Kaiju Finish

The race ends in a violent collision where Team Sparkles fires a cannon at Carl’s truck, causing multiple vehicles to careen over the finish line in a flaming heap. Carl’s kangaroo suit is flayed off in the crash, leaving him severely injured but alive.

Donut uses her claws to hit the accelerator when the driver is knocked unconscious, securing the win. The results show Carl’s team in first place.

Key Moment: Donut uses her claws to hit the accelerator when the driver is knocked unconscious.

Chapter 33: The Jungle Trail Prep

Carl learns that Heat 4 will take place on the “Jungle Trail of Tremendous Cannibalistic Slaughter” and will share the track with three other heats. Hedy suggests using the first-place Golden upgrade on a Bubble Buddy shield that can be electrified.

Carl notes that Zhang and Li Na have won their race, but Li Na is being poisoned by the system. The time between races continues to shrink.

Key Moment: The team decides to hire a fleshmancer and new mercenaries for the jungle race.

Chapter 34: The Mercenary Drama

Carl hires three new mercenaries: Finley the Porsuk badger, Olga the toad, and Quemada the fire fairy. Quemada, a worshipper of Emberus, reveals she had a vision that she must help Carl slay Emberus’s brother, Hellik.

Samantha attempts to seduce the badger mercenary. Dong continues to complain about being shut out of the quest to save Corcunda.

Key Moment: Carl agrees to pay triple the price for the mercenaries because they keep dying in his service.

Chapter 35: The Chaos Coin

The world freezes as the goddess Eris enters the realm and offers Carl a solution to his Emberus problem. She forces Carl to play a game with a five-sided coin that represents four terrible fates for him and his friends.

Carl grabs the coin mid-flip, unlocking the “fifth side” and receiving a swirl tattoo on his palm that represents chaos incarnate. Imani’s reverse tooth fairy, Jacobus, is permanently summoned due to Carl’s actions.

Key Moment: Carl rejects Eris’s predetermined fates and forces a random chaos result.

Chapter 37: The Interrogation of Akuma

The team tracks Akuma to the C&W&U restaurant, where they discover he has murdered a gremlin Upgrade Imp. Elle uses her ice magic to freeze and shatter one of Akuma’s testicles to force him to answer Carl’s questions.

Akuma explains that the dungeon is failing because of awakened NPCs and that the Pineapple Cabaret is a hidden dimension where they can survive the final collapse. The author of the 16th cookbook, Herot, is trapped inside the Cabaret.

Key Moment: Carl learns that the author of the 16th cookbook, Herot, is trapped inside the Cabaret.

Chapter 38: The Backstage Death Maze

Akuma reveals that the seventeenth floor is a front for the entrance to the Cabaret and that he was once there but left to find the Scavenger’s Daughter. He admits he wanted Carl to kill two extra teams so the system would pit Carl against his own friends.

The dimension is currently overrun by the Ogre Imperium and shadow mimics. Crawlers can escape to the Cabaret only if they do not worship a god.

Key Moment: Akuma reveals that crawlers can escape to the Cabaret only if they do not worship a god.

Chapter 40: The Survival Containment

Heat 4 begins with a new rule: every vehicle is surrounded by an indestructible survival containment bubble to protect against toxic air. Carl encounters Osvaldo, who is now riding a six-legged Slaughter Gnu and refuses to speak with him.

Containment theft is enabled, allowing vehicles to steal each other’s survival bubbles. A winner of a race is now given a key to open a defeated team’s garage.

Key Moment: Containment theft is enabled, allowing vehicles to steal each other’s survival bubbles.

Chapter 41: The Crystal Conflict

Osvaldo reveals in a private message that his Apito Memorial Crystal is corrupted and not working as intended. He gave one crystal to Prepotente but still has another for the goddess Ysalte, whom he believes will protect him.

Quemada the fairy begins to sob and lose touch with reality as the race start approaches. The AI refers to itself as “he” for the first time in Carl’s observations.

Key Moment: Osvaldo admits he is terrified and believes everyone who contacts Carl dies.

Chapter 42: The Wienermobile Ambush

The race begins, and Carl’s truck is immediately blocked by the Bleak Congregation in their giant hot dog truck. The jungle is dark and constricting, with acid rain pouring on the foliage.

Finley is forced to put Quemada to sleep after she has a mental breakdown. Carl realizes that multiple heats are now sharing the same track.

Key Moment: Multiple heats are now sharing the same track.

Chapter 43: Gingerphobia

The team encounters Great Rusty, a level 99 cannibal ginger boss who attempts a Soul Suck on them. Donut uses her Astral Paw to clear a bridge of cannibals but is disturbed when her dog tattoo seemingly bites her.

Olga falls into a Gingered fugue state after the boss attacks, forcing Finley to take the wheel. Carl kills Great Rusty, triggering a mandatory quest to kill the northern chieftain, Maurice.

Key Moment: Carl kills Great Rusty, triggering a mandatory quest to kill the northern chieftain.

Chapter 44: The Lost City of Upano

The team arrives at the pit stop in Upano, where they discover they cannot close their garage doors for the duration of the stop. Jamal reveals he was stuck on the ceiling for hours because he was afraid of heights.

Finley takes Quemada into town to find a cleric, vowing to protect his family at any cost. Safe room access is unavailable during pit stops.

Key Moment: The team discovers they cannot close their garage doors during the pit stop.

Chapter 45: The Tigran Rampage

Carl attempts to confront the One Fine Pig team, but they fire an ethereal gun that blows a hole in the garage wall. In the ensuing chaos, Carl’s mercenaries are accidentally killed on the street when the Tigran APV’s shield activates.

Carl nearly loses control in a rage but is pulled back by Donut and Imani. A camel mercenary from another team also dies during the confrontation.

Key Moment: Carl loses his entire mercenary team to a freak accident during a garage brawl.

Chapter 46: The Trap for Penelope

Carl formulates a plan to get revenge on the Tigrans and sets two disintegration traps next to their truck. Donut uses the spell All Eyes on Me to charm the Tigrans and give Penelope the pig relationship advice.

Carl notes that the two Tigrans are completely unaware they are being charmed or trapped. Donut can now cast her charm spells using spoken words due to her high charisma.

Key Moment: Carl sets a lethal trap designed specifically to target the Tigrans while sparing Penelope.

Chapter 47: The Secretions of the Bats

The team visits the bat-dealers in town to buy splooge, a secretion that provides protection from acid rain and environmental hazards.

Zev announces a twist: the heats will be jumbled, and teams may continue the race on a completely different track.

Carl receives notification that both Tigrans have been killed by his traps, eliminating Team One Fine Pig. Penelope the pig survived the traps and is now wandering the abandoned Tigran garage.

Key Moment: The team chooses Satan’s Water Park as their next track.

Chapter 48: The Corpse Driver

Carl uses Donut’s Second Chance spell to resurrect the headless corpse of Olga to drive the truck through Satan’s Water Park. He realizes this is a desperate plan, as Olga is only alive for fifteen minutes.

Satan the hedgehog, the country boss of the track, lounges near the exit and offers commentary on the race. Satan’s Water Park is filled with waterslide tubes that lead directly into the hedgehog’s butthole.

Key Moment: Carl is forced to use the dead to drive because neither he nor Donut can touch the controls.

Chapter 49: The Toddler Slums

The truck navigates half-pipe tubes while being attacked by season pass holder gingers and splatter penguins. Carl uses sticky hob-lobbers to blow up attackers while Satan headbutts a roller coaster, killing riders.

The team uses a camel corpse named Joel to take over driving duties after Olga times out. Carl skips a trap by using spider legs to drive along the park’s walls.

Key Moment: Satan the hedgehog headbutts a roller coaster, killing riders.

Chapter 50: The Loop-de-Loop

Satan headbutts a massive metal loop-de-loop, swatting several teams out of the air, including Florin and Team Sparkles. Carl uses a brush hog of chained weapons to slaughter hundreds of gingers frozen on an icy river.

As they cross the finish line, Team Sparkles’ driver, Lucienne, is crushed through Carl’s windshield by the finish line’s invisible barrier. Donut realizes she accidentally summoned Lucienne using her Summon Ye, Vermin spell.

Key Moment: Donut realizes she accidentally summoned Lucienne onto the hood of the truck.

Chapter 51: The Daughter of the Scavenger

Lucia Mar approaches Carl and whispers that all the trapped are coming to seek the prize on the twelfth floor. She briefly transforms into a child named Azra, who recognizes Carl because of a spell his father supposedly gave him.

Carl receives details on the next track, The Industrial Factory That Is Totally Not a Front for Anything Else. Lucia Mar has multiple personalities, including the daughters of a crawler named Mehmet.

Key Moment: Carl discovers that Lucia Mar has multiple personalities, including the daughters of a crawler named Mehmet.

Chapter 52: The Golden Upgrade

Carl decides to use his Golden upgrade on the Bubble Buddy shield to allow it to float. Hedy is subdued and tells Carl he should consider trading his truck for a better mount, like Onikuma the bear.

Donut and Carl agree they need to rescue Penelope the pig before the next race. Carl chooses to stick with the food truck but upgrades its maneuverability to legendary levels.

Key Moment: Carl chooses to stick with the food truck but upgrades its maneuverability to legendary levels.

Chapter 53: The Rescue of Penelope

Carl and Donut enter the abandoned One Fine Pig garage and find Penelope the pig licking up gremlin goo. Carl convinces the pig to join their party and brings her back to their garage.

Osvaldo and his partner Filipe are spotted outside their garage, refusing to participate in Carl’s plans. The goddess Chachi is revealed to be protecting the facility where the crawler children are kept.

Key Moment: Penelope the pig officially joins Carl’s party.

Chapter 54: The Fleshmancer’s Cappuccino

Carl meets the fleshmancer Grigori, a sophisticated mercenary who worships Gula and agrees to help with the Corcunda quest. Zhang reveals that Li Na has lost her way and is killing other crawlers to win.

Carl formulates a plan to talk Li Na into escaping via the cleaner bot to save her from the poison. A performance-based guild is hidden within the Lollipop bar.

Key Moment: Zhang admits he considered killing their mount to stop Li Na from committing more atrocities.

Chapter 56: The Duet of A-ha

Carl and Donut perform Take on Me by A-ha as a duet to gain access to the hidden guild. The performance is interrupted when Dwight the unicorn stabs the DJ, triggering a massive brawl in the bar.

Despite the chaos and a literal fire, Carl hits a high note that buries his performance gauge in the green, successfully opening the secret door. Carl discovers he has a beautiful singing voice after taking several potions and scrolls.

Key Moment: Carl discovers he has a beautiful singing voice after taking several potions and scrolls.

Chapter 59: The Negative ROI Curse

Carl discovers that Splash Zone and the other strippers have gone missing in the Desperado Club. Dong Quixote is hit with a curse called Separation Anxiety after his magical nickel sock disappears.

Carl realizes that the Lady Dominators have kidnapped Corky to prevent the team from reuniting him with his other half. Sapient weapons like the nickel sock always eventually abandon their owners.

Key Moment: The Lady Dominators reveal they will kill Corky before letting Carl have him.

Chapter 60: The Real Gs

Carl apologizes to Bigs and Dong for his behavior, admitting he was trying too hard to stay in control. He promises Dong that he will reunite him with Corcunda during the race, even if it’s dangerous.

Porky and Dong have a moment of reconciliation, sharing memories of their time at the club. Corcunda’s two halves must be physically squished together to fuse.

Key Moment: Carl realizes he is slipping and must rely on his friends to stay human.

Chapter 61: The Cleaner Bot Gambit

Li Na agrees to the escape plan and is sucked into an XL pet carrier, which is then placed inside the cleaner bot Suckira. The bot is listed for sale on the shop interface for Herot to purchase.

Zhang shares a final, tearful goodbye with Li Na before she is lost to the system. A dread cactus will bloom if Li Na arrives safely at the Pineapple Cabaret.

Key Moment: Li Na successfully exits the game via a weight-based inventory exploit.

Chapter 64: The Toddler Cocaine Factory

The race begins in a factory filled with Toddler Cocaine, a high-grade drug manufactured by knockers for children. The GTO crashes into a hole, and a swarm of cocaine-fused action figures begins ripping the car apart.

Donut uses her Puddle Jumper spell to rescue the unconscious Corky from the wreckage. The action figures are infused elementals that can pass through shields.

Key Moment: Carl retrieves Corcunda’s first half from the crashing Lady Dominators vehicle.

Chapter 65: The Inverted Fusion

The team enters a room filled with molten metal where they must drive upside down on the ceiling. While inverted, Grigori begins the ritual to fuse Corky and Porky back together.

Molten metal elementals attack the truck, and Carl hits the accelerator to outpace them while the mantaurs’ organs slosh on the ceiling. The two halves of the mantaur successfully fuse into a single being named Corcunda.

Key Moment: The two halves of the mantaur successfully fuse into a single being named Corcunda.

Chapter 66: The Death of Dong Quixote

Grull marks the reunited Corcunda for death, and the mantaur accepts his fate to protect the team. To save him, the elderly stripper Dong Quixote mounts Corcunda and charges the god with a Big-Ass Magnet lance that clears the room of elementals.

They die in a good death, causing Grull to vanish and allowing the team to finish the race. Deities can be ejected from their bodies using the Laundry Day spell.

Key Moment: Dong Quixote sacrifices himself to fulfill his dream of a final charge against a giant.

Chapter 67: The Cheating Unicorn

Carl learns that Team Sparkles won the race by driving over the factory roof, bypassing the entire track. He is informed that Heat 6 will take place in the L’Engle Building and will be a two-part race without safe room access.

A flower blooms on the cactus, confirming Li Na’s safe arrival at the Cabaret. Carl receives a reward allowing him to bring two stand-ins of his choice to the 11th-floor arena.

Key Moment: Carl receives a reward allowing him to bring two stand-ins of his choice to the 11th-floor arena.

Chapter 68: The Mother of Mothers

Samantha and Grigori discuss the procedure to get Samantha a new body. Cascadia gives a drunken, bitter announcement revealing that her ex-husband was killed in a Valtay habitat blast.

She confirms that the 11th floor will only have a three-hour time limit for the entire parade. The last heat will have three teams, and only the winner survives.

Key Moment: Cascadia begs for death and refuses to read the AI’s script.

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Chapter 69: The Scavenger Lore

The team gathers in the pet stables, a blind spot for the gods, to discuss the lore of the Scavenger. Rosetta explains that the Scavenger’s Daughter is an entity with the power to erase the current pantheon and absorb their powers.

Carl announces his plan to leave the party for the 11th floor to handle the Emberus/Hellik quest alone. A Parade of Horribles is the name of the second tier of the historic Nine-Tier Attack.

Key Moment: Carl reveals he must kill Hellik before the 11th floor ends to avoid a smite.

Chapter 70: The Memorial Crystal

Prepotente shows Carl the Apito Memorial Crystal, which he stole from Osvaldo. The crystal is currently 0% charged and is supposed to contain the knowledge of the goddess Apito.

Carl realizes that solving the mystery of Emberus’s son, Geyrun, is the key to unraveling the Scavenger’s plot. The Midnight Epicure is an apocalyptic god that protects prey animals.

Key Moment: Prepotente confirms the crystal protects its holder from certain dungeon-wide magical attacks.

Chapter 71: The Breakfast of Goodbyes

The crawlers gather in Hungry Eyes for a final tea ceremony served by Bautista. Two hundred crawlers, including Zhang and Tran, prepare to enter the cleaner bots to escape the dungeon.

Carl gives a speech saluting those who are leaving and those who are staying to fight. Bautista serves a Breakfast Blend tea that grants a 25% constitution buff to vehicles.

Key Moment: Bautista serves a Breakfast Blend tea that grants a 25% constitution buff to vehicles.

Chapter 72: The Vengeance of the Sluggalos

Elle exposes Linus as a spy who killed his own brother to infiltrate the dungeon. During the confrontation, the team releases a rain of sluggalos from an airship to slaughter the masked elite audience in the stands.

Carl declares that everyone who watches for entertainment is culpable for the crawlers’ suffering. The AI confirms it will no longer use dog materials in its designs because it loves them.

Key Moment: The betrayal of the outside universe is answered with a mass execution of the dungeon’s wealthy spectators.

Chapter 75: The What-If Apartments

The final race takes place in the L’Engle Building, where each apartment is a what-if scenario modeled after crawlers’ past lives. Carl enters an apartment featuring Tran’s parents and another featuring Archie’s family.

The simulations are disturbing, featuring people with their eyes sewn shut. The AI reveals these apartments are predictive models he uses to understand human emotions.

Key Moment: The AI reveals these apartments are predictive models he uses to understand human emotions.

Chapter 76: The Ruptured Feast

Carl enters an apartment featuring Imani’s family, where he sees a medical emergency being ignored. The simulated mother’s face ruptures, and thousands of bear-sized invulnerable beetles pour out.

The AI cancels the planned floor boss because the death-cult error caused by Khepri has broken the game mechanics. The AI is searching for whether fate exists through these predictive models.

Key Moment: The invulnerable beetles, meant for a boss form, begin hunting the crawlers.

Chapter 77: The Exit of the Building

Carl uses a Splooge potion to rescue Prepotente from an apartment where he is watching his mother play piano. He destroys the bugbears’ van with a hidden car bomb to ensure they don’t come in last.

The race ends with Carl in second place, while Team Free Love is eliminated. Osvaldo lied about his position to save his own life.

Key Moment: Carl kills his bugbear friends to save Prepotente and Jurgen.

Chapter 78: The Parade Float Task

A new showrunner, Damien, announces that survivors of the tenth floor must build parade floats in ninety minutes. Any hired NPCs in the garage will transfer to the 11th floor.

Carl is assigned the theme Vengeance and begins coordinating with Prepotente and Jurgen. Less than a thousand crawlers remain in the dungeon at the end of the tenth floor.

Key Moment: Donut is thrilled by the task and demands everyone help her make origami flowers.

Chapter 79: The Outreach Deals

Quasar shows Carl the final deal offer: freedom after a single season, though he warns Carl not to trust it. Over seven hundred crawlers step into the Outreach Guild and disappear.

Britney presses her hand to Carl’s chest and speaks into his mind, telling him he must survive. Those taking deals may never wake up again.

Key Moment: Carl realizes that those taking deals may never wake up again.

Chapter 80: The Ox Attack

Scolopendra releases the first of nine attacks, a level 20 Transformation spell. A wheel spins to determine who is hit, and Carl lands on the red sliver.

The AI explains that the first four attacks are temporary but later ones will be permanent and devastating. Prepotente and Jurgen are protected from the attack by the Apito crystal.

Key Moment: Scolopendra’s attacks are revealed to be inevitable nature.

Chapter 82: The Wiener Dog Transformation

Carl is transformed into a long-haired dachshund with a German accent. Despite having no thumbs and short legs, he must help navigate the final heat while Samantha drives with her mouth.

He messages his friends to execute Contingency Three to survive the final jumbled heats. The system spells Carl’s name Karl because of his new German persona.

Key Moment: Carl realizes his Eye of the Bedlam Bride tattoo has moved to his dog forehead.

Chapter 84: The Birth of Lil’ Mello Haze

A level 30 slugbalo named Lil’ Mello Haze bursts from a boil on Carl’s back, wearing a backward baseball cap. Imani finally cures Carl of the slugpox using a spell.

The team arrives at the Desperado Club to execute a final heist for the escape portals. The Kyryap has claimed Carl with a tracking tag.

Key Moment: Carl enters the casino as a dachshund, leading a group of thirty crawlers and NPCs.

Chapter 85: The Casino Mimics

The team discovers that the casino dealer, Mitch, is a level 120 shadow mimic. Carl attempts to pay Mitch to let his friends use the Nothing portal, but Mitch doubles the price when Carl tries to cheat.

Just as the deal is being made, the furniture in the room comes alive to attack. Chris and Britney jump into the Nothing portal just before the mimics attack.

Key Moment: Chris and Britney jump into the Nothing portal just before the mimics attack.

Chapter 86: The Battle of the High-End Furniture

The entire casino room reveals itself to be a group of shadow mimics. Carl fights as a dachshund, chomping on mimics while the real Mongo tea-bags the corpse of the lead mimic.

Carl’s Bedlam Bride eye opens on his forehead, freezing the mimics in place with its power. Shadow mimics grow in intelligence as they age and are almost impossible to detect.

Key Moment: Shadow mimics and the Eulogist security guard are among the strongest forces in the dungeon.

Chapter 87: The Heart of the Group

Louis shares a final goodbye with the team and jumps into the Nothing portal, following the others. Samantha is heartbroken and begs to go with him but stays behind to help Carl.

The tenth floor finally ends as the survivors head for the stairwell to the eleventh. Only 203 people have made it to the eleventh floor.

Key Moment: Carl vows that he will free everyone who escaped, no matter where they are.

Part II: Horrible Two (The Parade)

Chapter 88: The Vengeance Float

The remaining twenty-three crawlers land on the eleventh floor and are given ninety minutes to build floats. Donut chooses the Elite Gurkha Warrior class, granting her party pets upgraded combat abilities.

Carl officially leaves Donut’s party to prepare for his solo confrontation with Hellik. Mordecai has turned into an animistic spirit that occupies physical objects.

Key Moment: Carl and Donut are no longer in a party for the first time since the dungeon began.

Chapter 89: The Gatekeeper Spell

Donut receives a new spell book, Tome of Gatekeeper, which allows her to temporarily remove a target’s class abilities or a deity’s worshipper-based skills. Carl sews a Lucky Shot patch onto his jacket, which will deflect a fatal blow into a party member.

The AI announces that the parade will be a narrative history of the Primals. OI stands for Outside Intelligences—failed or abandoned AI systems.

Key Moment: The Gatekeeper spell is revealed to be effective against deities and OI units.

Chapter 90: The Flower Procession

The team covers their float in thousands of Requite Dahlias using Donut’s Sprout Forest ability. Other teams represent themes like Destruction and Betrayal.

Carl prepares Penelope the pig for her role in his final plan. The Resolution float represents the Primal decision to form a collective consciousness.

Key Moment: Carl’s Vengeance theme is defined as righteous punishment rather than simple revenge.

Chapter 91: The Memory of the Primals

The parade route is lined with Horribles—thousands of masked figures who are avatars of the dead Primals. The AI explains that these figures are the sum total of the existence that created the current dungeon.

Carl feels a deep well of sadness as he realizes all NPCs and mobs are drips from the same well as the AI. The Primals ascended to post-physical form after a massive doomsday weapon was unleashed.

Key Moment: The Horribles masks are revealed to be made of the same material as the dungeon’s high-tier weapons.

Chapter 92: The Phil Collins Concert

Chaco serves as the Grand Master of the parade but is tortured by the AI when he tries to express his fear. Prepotente goes off-script and sings a stunning rendition of In the Air Tonight while his tapir Sweety stomps the beat.

Carl gives a final speech to the galaxy, vowing that vengeance is coming for everyone who watches the crawl. The AI refers to itself and other macro systems as Aggregate Intelligences.

Key Moment: Sluggalos rain down from an airship to slaughter the masked elites in the viewing stands.

Chapter 93: Summoning the End

The parade ends at the massive arena door, where Carl holds Donut in a final hug before they enter. Carl is given his final stand-in choice and roars his selection to the entire galaxy: Scolopendra.

The level 500 dungeon boss enters the realm, terrifying all other mobs. The entrances to the 12th floor will open only upon the death of the floor boss.

Key Moment: Carl summons the universe’s ultimate threat into a confined space to force a resolution.

Chapter 94: The Baiting of the Gods

As Scolopendra coils around the arena, Carl messages Emberus, claiming he has proof of who killed Geyrun. Carl uses Penelope the pig as bait, holding a gun to her head to summon Taranis to the arena.

He then zips through a hole in Scolopendra’s side to enter the Club Scolopendra resort inside the beast. If Scolopendra is killed or abandoned, the remaining nine attacks will trigger all at once.

Key Moment: Carl uses a Lucky Shot patch and a nipple ring to manipulate the divine response of two gods.

Chapter 95: The Martyr of Ash

Inside the club, Carl finds and frees a flayed tourist named Pinta before meeting Emberus. Carl reveals he is the one who killed Emberus’s son and then leaves his faith, triggering a divine smite.

The Lucky Shot patch deflects Emberus’s fatal fire attack into Penelope the pig, who survives thanks to Taranis’s protection. Taranis twists his wrist and causes his brother Emberus to explode, killing a god.

Key Moment: Taranis twists his wrist and causes his brother Emberus to explode, killing a god.

Chapter 96: The Pet Biscuit Gambit

As the arena is engulfed in the chaos of a dead god and Scolopendra’s third attack, Carl executes his final plan. He has Donut combine a specific potion with the Enriched Pet Biscuit and feed it to the gargantuan centipede.

The level 500 boss splatters into a gelatinous puddle and re-forms as a level 1 crawler member of Carl’s party. The AI describes this move as the greatest What the actual fuck? power move in history.

Key Moment: Scolopendra is defeated by being transformed into a sultry, human-faced centipede named Sexy Scolopendra.

Chapter 97: The Stairwell Escape

The survivors, now only 19 crawlers left, rush toward the stairwell portals to the twelfth floor. Carl sees Lucia Mar entering a portal with a five-year-old girl following her, though no one else seems to notice.

The Mark of the Damned raised scars appear on the back of Carl’s hands. Every exit in the dungeon is also an entrance, and the fifth side of Eris’s coin has yet to land.

Key Moment: The AI calls Carl a Winner and suspends all floor-collapse timers until the Ascendency ends.

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Conclusion

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